I thought the original Storage Wars was bad but this Canuckistani spin off takes the proverbial maple-syrup covered cake. The cast looks like they were pulled out of a lineup at a RUSH concert. That high-mileage blonde was dancing in dive bars before I was born. Maybe even before that greaseball she's with was born, too. Seriously, there's no way that guy has ever had a day job. The guy with the gap-toothed grille? C'mon now. We don't have the perfect chicklets of Americans but we're not the British, either. The middle-aged guy is familiar. Probably an actor from another bad Canadian show I can't remember anymore. But he's not just an off-the- street locker-buyer. Ursula is about as Canadian as Thai food. I bet a lot of money she's a Hollywood import. This entire show is cringe-inducing.
