Review of Siren

Siren (II) (2013)
2/10
Siren - means run
3 December 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Run. Away from this movie. Geesh, I don't know where to start: bad acting, bad script, bad everything.

Leigh exudes her essence during her time of the month. Men see her as the woman of their dreams and become obsessed with her. Women are threatened by her. Both sexes become violent when exposed to her essence. I know...roll your eyes on that alone.

The other reviewers must allow a lot in terms of what a good movie portrays..that or I didn't watch the same movie they did.

This is not a thriller. This is not a fairy tale for adults. Not even close. It is a scattered mess with robot speaking actors. It seemed liked they had their scripts close by and could only remember one or two lines at a time before having to reference the script for their next few lines.

What man in his right mind would let a woman he has just met lock him up in a guest house? What woman would be attracted to a man who hasn't washed himself or his clothes for weeks at a time?

What's with all the flowers in her house? Never explained. What happened to her parents? Never explained. Who was the woman in the body bag? Never explained. Who was sitting outside the door in the funky cape when the bad guys carried the woman's body out? Never explained. There is just too many rattled pieces shaken around in this movie to make any (es)sense.

This movie wasn't as good as a Lifetime sappy chick flick. Don't say you weren't warned!
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