Boring. Insipid. Uninspired. Banal. Inane. I will, certainly, run out of adjectives before I can adequately communicate how bad this movie is. First of all, the entire movie is shot from the perspective of the girl's *flashlight*. It is slow, with long pauses when there is nothing in the view of the flashlight. I started the flick and, four hours later, when I checked the time, 20 minutes had passed.
I never thought I would find a movie less intelligent and/or less cohesive than Blair Witch Project, but this one is it. Don't expect any kind of explanation for what few doings there are in the movie. There is no message, no moral, no plot, and not one single, solitary thing to recommend about this film. Nothing.
Bottom line: Don't waste your time, tape, or HD space.
I never thought I would find a movie less intelligent and/or less cohesive than Blair Witch Project, but this one is it. Don't expect any kind of explanation for what few doings there are in the movie. There is no message, no moral, no plot, and not one single, solitary thing to recommend about this film. Nothing.
Bottom line: Don't waste your time, tape, or HD space.