Breathless (1983)
6/10
A guy called Tarantino was watching .....
24 December 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Jim Mcbride receives a letter from some guy named Quentin Tarantino in 1984. This is what it says.

Hey Jim, whats up dude? Breathless was the real deal. I mean, I am a fan of Goddard. Big fan actually. But you nailed it with Breathless. This is what every film ought to be like. I loved all the comic book references. I mean you had a scene where Richard Gere reads out of "The Silver Surfer". Oh my god, I nearly exploded during that scene. What a great idea that was. I'm writing a script based on the Silver Surfer comic book. I am sure the f!ockers will reject me man.

And I loved the rock n roll and surfer music soundtrack. How cool was that. Though there are better surf music bands out there than the ones you played in your movie. I have an idea for a movie that would have a lot of surf music.

Valerie Kaprisky is kind of a bad actress. And Jim, I am afraid I do not agree with all the nudity. I disagree with the objectification of women even though I am fine with scenes where their arms get chopped off an blood spurts out like a shower. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wouldn't really have cast Richard Gere. I mean he did a great job. But Travolta would have been better. He is just a better dancer. And a lot more cooler. But I'm so glad you didn't cast him because I have an idea for another movie where I'll have Travolta dancing. And that's going to be cooler than the dance scenes in your movie. HAHAHAHHAHHAA! The film did have some pacing issues. But there was so much cool stuff in it. Anyway, just watch out for me, Jim. I plan to make my first movie before I am 26. And I will rip off from your movie. And you know what? My movie is going to be cooler than yours. HAHHHAHAHAHAHA! Quentin.

(6/10)
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