Review of Storage Wars Canada

Rick and Cindy look like they fell out of the back door of a nickel beer saloon and heading to the alley for a little sumpin sumpin. (Nudge nudge wink wink) All mouth and 'expert' yet 9 times out of 10 they go home empty handed (and empty headed) crying sour grapes. Badly in need of haircuts and some teeth. Paul and Bogart: feel sorry for the kid as his obviously overacting father is rubbing off on him. Roy is comical and the only bright spot on the program. That auctioneer Don is as exciting as the night after at a Mexican restaurant. Ursula. Hmmm. Don't really know what to think but the producers obviously needed a beauty counterpoint to the travesty called Rick and Cindy. She is stylish but why is she rummaging around others cast-offs? AND WHY, WHY can they NEVER get outside the GTA (greater Toronto area) there is a LOT more to Canada than 1 city (and its suburbs) in Ontario. After all, we are the largest country in the world and one of the most diverse. The economy in TO is stagnant yet Alberta is booming as is the Northern territories with the diamond mines. If the producers were to do 9 more sad and sorry spinoffs to represent the rest of the provinces and territories, I would have 9 more reasons to stab myself in the eyes with a fork.