Review of Zelary

Zelary (2003)
3/10
Superficial Disney Stuff
7 July 2015
Warning: Spoilers
It's too long. It's too diffuse with too many characters and a ton of sub-plots that don't really add up.

Miss Sophisticate is forced to hide in bumpkin land with Mr. Country Bumpkin. OK as far as it goes. She has to marry the fellow to conceal her identity

– and all kinds of cliché's and standard scenes follow

– the country wedding

  • the village letch assaults her


  • Mr Bumpkin's beautiful doggie


  • the village babushkas instruct Miss Sophisticate in rural culture


  • Miss Sophisticate saves some of the women during childbirth


  • the village homeless boy saves all the villagers from the bad Russian soldiers


...and a few more flashed by when hitting fast-forward

It was like watching a Disney movie with a few adult scenes. It was all superficial with beautiful scenery tossed in.
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