Review of Dinoshark

Dinoshark (2010 TV Movie)
2/10
Tropical Prehistoric Jaws
26 June 2015
The only thing to recommend Dinoshark are those tropical resort locations as most of this film is photographed in Puerto Vallarta. When you come down to it Dinoshark is an inferior tropical version of Jaws.

When I was a lad in the 50s it was radiation nine out of ten times that was the cause of these grotesque monsters. In the 21st century it's global warming as a piece of ice breaks off the polar ice cap which the egg of this prehistoric armored shark falls out and hatches. Two years later the little guy grows into a big monster and he's headed south for better feeding.

Scientists Eric Balfour and Iva Hasperger are concerned, but she wants to capture it for study. Balfour and their mutual friend Aaron Diaz say kill it and study the remains. Isn't that the way.

The armor plating similar to what was on the Ankylosaurus dinosaur makes this guy impervious to normal weaponry. That armor also makes him look like he has a rash.

I suppose shooting a movie at a resort has its compensations even if it's one as laughable as Dinoshark.
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