I always watch a film to the end once I have started, this one was tough going though... It's truly painful to watch.
I saw the original about a week before so I thought I'd give it a go, I wasn't expecting much but I wasn't expecting to be put through this cack.
Within 5 minutes you want every single 'good' character to die. Within 10 minutes (and that's being kind) you want the actors to die as well. Within 20 minutes you may just want to die yourself.
The acting is disgusting, not even amusingly bad, it's so bad I wanted to climb into my TV to kill them all myself. The acting is so much better in the majority of 'adult' films, as is the plot, the sound, the effects, I could go on. It wasn't just that a bad actor spoilt a scene (all scenes were spoilt by the fact that they existed in the first place), almost every line throughout is badly delivered.
The very few lines that the average moron could find amusing are rendered limp by a complete lack of 'comedy timing', even the most useless director should have known to re-shoot them with some direction.
The sound quality is the worst I have ever heard. The volume goes up and down randomly, it's just bizarre.
The racist stereotypes and 'jokes' (and I'm sorry to say that I would often laugh at some of these) fell flat without fail. After a while they really grated. Even the first film wore these out pretty early on but this one took it to a new level.
The producer (character) played by Andrea Leon is the worst actress I have seen, she shouldn't be allowed in another film. Ever. She probably shouldn't even be allowed out in public in case she spoke to someone.
A lot of the cast and crew shouldn't be allowed to work on a film again. They shouldn't even be allowed to sell cakes at a fête.
In fact, some of them should be dropped in the middle of the ocean and forgotten, along with all copies of this trash.
I hate this film.
Everyone that was any part of this film should be ashamed of themselves. Their families should be ashamed by association.
There is more to say but this film has already wasted too much of my time.
I saw the original about a week before so I thought I'd give it a go, I wasn't expecting much but I wasn't expecting to be put through this cack.
Within 5 minutes you want every single 'good' character to die. Within 10 minutes (and that's being kind) you want the actors to die as well. Within 20 minutes you may just want to die yourself.
The acting is disgusting, not even amusingly bad, it's so bad I wanted to climb into my TV to kill them all myself. The acting is so much better in the majority of 'adult' films, as is the plot, the sound, the effects, I could go on. It wasn't just that a bad actor spoilt a scene (all scenes were spoilt by the fact that they existed in the first place), almost every line throughout is badly delivered.
The very few lines that the average moron could find amusing are rendered limp by a complete lack of 'comedy timing', even the most useless director should have known to re-shoot them with some direction.
The sound quality is the worst I have ever heard. The volume goes up and down randomly, it's just bizarre.
The racist stereotypes and 'jokes' (and I'm sorry to say that I would often laugh at some of these) fell flat without fail. After a while they really grated. Even the first film wore these out pretty early on but this one took it to a new level.
The producer (character) played by Andrea Leon is the worst actress I have seen, she shouldn't be allowed in another film. Ever. She probably shouldn't even be allowed out in public in case she spoke to someone.
A lot of the cast and crew shouldn't be allowed to work on a film again. They shouldn't even be allowed to sell cakes at a fête.
In fact, some of them should be dropped in the middle of the ocean and forgotten, along with all copies of this trash.
I hate this film.
Everyone that was any part of this film should be ashamed of themselves. Their families should be ashamed by association.
There is more to say but this film has already wasted too much of my time.