It's rare that i am so motivated to write a review by the total, godawful, abject horror of how bad a film like this is. it's a level below basic indie filmmaking, and the English language just seems to lack the appropriate vocabulary to do the nightmare justice.
Do not watch this film - or even waste valuable hard disk space. Do not even try. It's not "The Room" funny in how bad it is. It's simply monstrous in every aspect, and how these people get funded to produce this nonsense is beyond me. Where do you start? The atrocious acting? The pretentious, erm, everything? The dire script? You get lost in the editorial abyss, as it desperate tries to even reach basic mediocrity. Imagine a collection of the most talentless actors imaginable trying to fake their way through an attempt at a thriller with an over-enthusiastic wannabe-Hollywood crew who obviously serve a penchant for over-lighting anything in sight, and you're about 10% there.
I really don't get the point of Noel Clarke. And whoever picked this up in the acquisitions department at Universal needs to be taken out the back and shot. AVOID.
Do not watch this film - or even waste valuable hard disk space. Do not even try. It's not "The Room" funny in how bad it is. It's simply monstrous in every aspect, and how these people get funded to produce this nonsense is beyond me. Where do you start? The atrocious acting? The pretentious, erm, everything? The dire script? You get lost in the editorial abyss, as it desperate tries to even reach basic mediocrity. Imagine a collection of the most talentless actors imaginable trying to fake their way through an attempt at a thriller with an over-enthusiastic wannabe-Hollywood crew who obviously serve a penchant for over-lighting anything in sight, and you're about 10% there.
I really don't get the point of Noel Clarke. And whoever picked this up in the acquisitions department at Universal needs to be taken out the back and shot. AVOID.