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Her "Wrecking Ball" routine had to start somewhere...
14 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Being born as a celebrity is never good for any kid. Hannah Montana is Disney's stage name for Miley Cyrus, the daughter of country singer Billy-Ray Cyrus. How did this teenage kid end up with her head shaved, doing a strip dance on a fake wrecking ball? Well, just check out this awful movie! It is obvious right from the start that she is owned by Disney and kind of a spoiled brat. Not many child stars are ever responsible with their fame, nor should they have to be. Her parents clearly enjoy it more than she does, although, she's a pretty big snob.

This movie is of one of her largest concerts during her Hannah Montana career. It came out when I was in the sixth grade and I still remember how popular Hannah Montana was at the time. Every girl in my school (not me) wouldn't shut up about her, the school played her music over the intercom, hell, kids began dressing like her! SHE HAD MINIONS! Of course, by grade eight it was Justin Bieber, and she was becoming more of a really bad punk stripper singer than a role model for kids.

Her music is really redneck-sounding on some levels, then some is like really bad pop music. This boring movie is basically one very long advertisement with her singing and dancing. There is no plot, it's just her concert on DVD, while her fata5s parents enjoy the attention as much as their snotty kid. And what does it teach children? That you have to be a bleached-blonde, thin, popular ditz to fit in! You could be anyone from a two-year-old to a wizzled up old man and it's highly unlikely that you'll get anything from this movie. Disney, thank you once again for being a failure.
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