Jean-Claude Van Damme escapes a prison transport vehicle to do battle with an evil magician and scum-bag cop who have been employed by developers to steal a communities' land. Kieran Culkin delivers a star performance as a kid who thinks boobs are "really gross!" Rosanna Arquette's hot mom boobs and plenty of shocking screenwriter incompetence make this film watchable with a couple of dudes. Don't check your smart phone too much because the slow moments pay off without too much meandering.
Spoiler alert!: the kids both see Jean-Claude's penis before the mom does! Au revoir!
Spoiler alert!: the kids both see Jean-Claude's penis before the mom does! Au revoir!