Collision (2013)
1/10
As entertaining as camel dung
25 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers
All the phony reviews won't help - this garbage isn't even as entertaining as watching a heap of camel dung blistering under a hot desert sun.

A lady wants to kill her hubby and for some reason thinks it is a good idea to do so on a sahara vacation.

But of course her best laid plans to simply shoot her hubby go terrible wrong and that's when she probably thought "Hey being in the sahara and all why don't I earn some cash with some product placement and show my great SUV from all angles"

That's when she must have stumbled upon a camp of bedouins she hired on the spot as a film crew

"Guys it doesn't matter that you don't have any idea how to shoot a good movie and that you have no talent what so ever - just keep my SUV inside the frame."

And that is what this "movie" is really all about - some zero-talent guys and gals making a whole lot of camel dung in the desert.

Skip this and trust the negative ratings - they are well deserved.
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