For some reason five really, really clever bank robbers who look like models decide to hide away from the police in a hotel.
First price for the dumbest bank robbers (or the dumbest movie script) goes to...
Perhaps they should have rather stuck to modelling - robbing banks and hiding from the police surely is too much of a mental effort for them.
Well I could go on that there is a serial killer in this hotel who has lived there for 30 years or so and all those acting school rejects get killed...
But hey you say, haven't I seen that a gzillion times before? Yes you have - but mostly even these were movies made by people with a gzillion times more talent than anyone involved in this epic fail.
With the decreased cost of digitally producing a movie every zero-talent wanna-bee puts out a stupid horror movie these days.
And no, the reason these movies suck isn't lack of money - it's the total lack of any kind of imagination, story telling skills or the even the slightest amount of talent.
First price for the dumbest bank robbers (or the dumbest movie script) goes to...
Perhaps they should have rather stuck to modelling - robbing banks and hiding from the police surely is too much of a mental effort for them.
Well I could go on that there is a serial killer in this hotel who has lived there for 30 years or so and all those acting school rejects get killed...
But hey you say, haven't I seen that a gzillion times before? Yes you have - but mostly even these were movies made by people with a gzillion times more talent than anyone involved in this epic fail.
With the decreased cost of digitally producing a movie every zero-talent wanna-bee puts out a stupid horror movie these days.
And no, the reason these movies suck isn't lack of money - it's the total lack of any kind of imagination, story telling skills or the even the slightest amount of talent.