1/10
Japanese Splatter Porn of the very cheapest kind
6 July 2013
This is a completely mindless splatter and gore-film for people who consider fountains of fake-blood, flying body parts and looking at Japanese girls' panties a time well spent. Or in other words: one has to be very drunk, mentally challenged or sexually retarded to be able to enjoy this junk. I can imagine that an all-boy frat-house-party might be the right screening place.

It's like watching gangbang-porn, with the difference that all penetration is substituted with stabbing, chopping, slicing. Instead of sperm you'll see ejaculations of fake blood and instead of sex-organs you'll see intestines and brain-matter. Same as in porn the act of f*cking / killing itself in all its weird variations is considered to be completely sufficient for a movie plot, but the constant flow of blood and violence is numbing and debilitating and it's honestly extremely boring.

You will see random acts of cheap violence over and over again, nothing changes: chop chop chop, head body arm, left right across. So if you're the kind of guy who's hysterically laughing again and again about the extremely cheap and mindless cinematic execution of the same kind of dumb violent joke repeated over and over for 90 minutes then this might be the right film for you. For anyone else it's boring after 5 minutes.

Conclusion: avoid by all means.

PS: If you're interested in violent Japanese cinema then watch "Itchy The Killer" instead; if you're into weird Japanese cinema then watch any "Pink Eiga" movie from the late 70ies / 80ies. I'm not sure if these films are available outside of Japan though (I'm living in Japan).
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