This movie proves beyond any rational doubt two simple facts: Kirk Cameron's career is over, and Bored Again Christians are the looniest pack of religious fanatics on the face of the earth. Every movie has a purpose. But what is this stupifying piece of film excrement's purpose? To show that Jesus is the single biggest sadistic psychopath who ever lived? Even porno movies have a definitive, satisfying purpose... at the end you get to jerk off and experience a moment of Nirvana right in front of your computer. But what is the message of this pile of crap? I'd rather enjoy life with Ron Jeremy than be dragged through the sick remnants of the Spanish Inquisition by watching this monumental loser. Certainly, the experience was just as painful. Can you just picture a "compassionate" Jesus ripping little children from the arms of their loving parents as he wreaks havoc on the entire world, destroying innocent people's life in one, sick, twisted stroke of his "loving" arms? I can only surmise that this piece of trash was somehow created with the intention of "bringing people to Jesus." But anyone masochistic enough to watch this ham-fisted waste of time will only be motivated to run AWAY from Him, not TO Him. The overwrought, mislead, brain dead producers of this cinematic peon to fear mongering and "holier than thou" sociopathy should be reminded that quitting their Prosac too abruptly can bring on hallucinations of the most terrifying kind.
Review of Left Behind: The Movie
