Review of 40 Days and Nights

No amount of drugs and alcohol could make watching 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS less cringe worthy. One of those horrible "Last Days" kinda script where for the actors own good you pray the new Arks sink as quickly as they can and end mankind's and the audiences' suffering. Like any good train wreck however, I couldn't stop watching it. My partner kept saying it couldn't get much worse, but it got worse. So once more he said it couldn't really get worse could it? Sure enough, it got even more so. It was as if we were mesmerized by the whirlpool of wooden actors reciting 4th grade text being directed by a blindfolded director who saved money by interjecting news footage of hurricanes and filming with a portable car wash . Watch it at your own intellectual peril, or just for the pure enjoyment of a good eye rolling face palming session. If you love poorly assembled movies, you will love this one.