Even worse than Plan 9! Even worse than the 2008 American presidential election! Even Yvonne deCarlo can save this!
Imagine a cheerleader, tied up, exclaiming in a dead - flat - voice: "No. don't. stop. no. no."
Imagined it? Now make it twice as boring, twice as dead, twice as flat as you imagined. Imagine an entire movie with that quality of acting being the best you can hope for.
As near as I could figure it, Satan took over these girls because he wanted to bet on high school football games. I could be wrong. But, after watching "Satan's Cheerleaders," I no longer care. About almost anything.
I'll be over here, tearing my eyeballs out of my head, just because they watched this movie.
Imagine a cheerleader, tied up, exclaiming in a dead - flat - voice: "No. don't. stop. no. no."
Imagined it? Now make it twice as boring, twice as dead, twice as flat as you imagined. Imagine an entire movie with that quality of acting being the best you can hope for.
As near as I could figure it, Satan took over these girls because he wanted to bet on high school football games. I could be wrong. But, after watching "Satan's Cheerleaders," I no longer care. About almost anything.
I'll be over here, tearing my eyeballs out of my head, just because they watched this movie.