7/10
Get off my land
23 July 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Jean-Claude Van Damme is Sam Gillen an escaped con who happens upon the farm of Clyde, a single mother who's house is in jeopardy of being bulldozed by a real estate developer. He spends his time peeping in on her showering, stealing salt and butting heads with her boyfriend whom she nonchalantly lies to all the time, before he helps her with her hired goon problem.

Annoying kids notwithstanding, this film, while not nearly as good as I fondly remembered it as a kid, is an energetic enough time waister for a lazy Saturday afternoon.

Eye Candy: Rosanna Arquette gets fully nude
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