rated a 2, for the 2 hobbit like old men who saved this movie from being a 1. The movie starts out w/ a horrible slideshow/ song sequence where one of the pictures stays up for like 3 minutes while all the others change. There seems to be a twin convention in town while some manly lady named belle kills old people w/ coffee in the IV tube.
The pacing made no sense. The songs were...colorful...at best, ranging from twangy country to Shaft. A poor man's Brad Pitt shows up in a Vanilla Ice IROC who tries to use Belle for some pills. Leslie Nielson, an otherwise brilliant slapstick actor, simply didn't show up for this performance. Let's not even get into the suicidal pink motel owner who tries to electrocute herself and blow herself up all for the sake of Rex, quite possibly the most unattractive man in history (see Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley plus a good thirty pounds).
A gazillionaire who only says 'Banana!'; a gravedigger who is in favor of topless burials; the wig-wearing priest who suggests they hold services in a hearse backseat; a halfwit deputy who hands out guns like candy and a lawyer with an outfit on loan from Bozo the Clown all help to round out the sincerely awful totality of this movie.
Stop. Rethink your life. And never, ever watch this movie.
The pacing made no sense. The songs were...colorful...at best, ranging from twangy country to Shaft. A poor man's Brad Pitt shows up in a Vanilla Ice IROC who tries to use Belle for some pills. Leslie Nielson, an otherwise brilliant slapstick actor, simply didn't show up for this performance. Let's not even get into the suicidal pink motel owner who tries to electrocute herself and blow herself up all for the sake of Rex, quite possibly the most unattractive man in history (see Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley plus a good thirty pounds).
A gazillionaire who only says 'Banana!'; a gravedigger who is in favor of topless burials; the wig-wearing priest who suggests they hold services in a hearse backseat; a halfwit deputy who hands out guns like candy and a lawyer with an outfit on loan from Bozo the Clown all help to round out the sincerely awful totality of this movie.
Stop. Rethink your life. And never, ever watch this movie.