Review of Bel Ami

Bel Ami (2012)
2/10
bunch of awkward things
24 April 2012
I'm not sure that Guy de Maupassant would be really happy to see this dull movie. it's okay, he's not with us so let's make a movie like we want to make it. I'm not going to describe this movie in general, but here're some highlights:

1) Main hero is pretending to radiate some sexual extra powers using his magic smile which i can describe as a "creepy" mixed with "weird". 2) Sometimes he acts like a poor retarded guy that has to be placed in a hands of a good doctor rather than hands of his sexual partner but sometimes looks like he's on drugs from a "Limitless" movie. 3) Other persons act like a clockwork toys and partly zombies. 4) Sometimes you have to enjoy main hero's magic smile evolution for a ten seconds at least. 5) Movie is full of dramatic pauses and they are pretty long so you can fall asleep. 6) I can only give 2 of 10 for its music which i forgot right after the movie was over.

This is one of crappiest movies i've ever seen. i'm not usually saying "give my bucks back for that ****" because any movie is worth to spend money but it'd be better to watch "Bel Ami" for free.
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