This was an hour of my life that I wish I had back. Every character was basically the same. The good guys are all super-hot bad-asses with hearts of gold while the bad guys are all super-hot bad-asses without hearts at all. That would be bad enough but the dialogue was so forced and simplistic that I think it was written by a fourth grader. There was no wit in the banter and every pathetic attempt at a joke fell flat. And don't get me started on the plot, it was even worse! For example, Charlie and the angels can't link the bad guy to his crimes. This is supposedly because he has some Russian woman with a photographic memory who keeps all of his information in her brain, and not in a computer that can be hacked. But what kind of mastermind criminal would trust all of his secrets to a Russian woman who had already crossed the Russian Mafia! Also, how does one person having a photographic memory erase all potential traces of criminal activity associated with another person? But wait, it gets even better because the angels are sent on a mission to kidnap the woman and find out what she knows to link the bad guy with his crimes, only they don't even try to get this info out of her. Instead, they have to find out where the bad guy has their newest angel held captive (she was caught because she couldn't stop staring at a broken angel, how dumb is that!) Fortunately, this guy likes to torture people at the same place he receives his kidnapped children so the good guys can wrap the whole thing up in a nice neat bow with one last predictable fight scene. Case closed, let's all get drunk on Charlie's boat without him!
Review of Charlie's Angels
