End of the Line (II) (2007)
3/10
A disgrace to horror movies of any kind
29 June 2011
Warning: Spoilers
First of all let me start by saying that I'm a huge horror movies fan. I've seen almost everything in that genre from supernatural to simple slashers and yes much more than your average viewer. Sometimes when people dwell too much into a certain field they start to see a lot of things the uneducated eye cannot see and thus appreciate what at first looks a poor movie.

With that being said and without any bias whatsoever I can wholeheartedly rank this "movie" as one of the worst I have ever seen. And no I'm no slave to directors/actors names, reputation or anything. I just call things as I see them.

I cannot fathom how in the world this flick got the score of 6 here. Maybe the whole cast and staff involved in the making voted from thousand different accounts.. who knows.

Don't get me wrong - there are some decent things. Production isn't bad, effects are alright but everything else from storyline to acting is just laughable.

How do you know a poor movie from the start? When it starts with random and unnecessary make-out scenes that's how. A bad guy that is trying to forcefully get laid throughout the 90 minutes and of course religious nuts with mind-boggling mission.

If you are looking for a scare you won't find it here. No suspense, no intrigue, a few bloody killings which were done sometimes well, sometimes with excessive amounts of fake blood that gives you a strong hint you are watching a poor low budget attempt at something. Acting could've been better but in the given situations and scenario I believe the guys did their best. I find it funny how the evil guy at times was laughing at his lines probably screaming "this is bull----" in his mind. The actual monsters appear in the very end and they are as laughable and poorly done as it gets. Actually that's not so much of a spoiler as just a look of the poster tells you what to expect.

Supernatural horror fans, slasher fans, first-time horror movie watchers - this is NOT the movie for you. It's not even good for a popcorn flick as the urge to fast forward it makes it hard to enjoy anything you are fed. Not that there's anything enjoyable - save for a few nice looking breasts here and there - but then again that's not the genre we are talking about. Oh and when I say breasts don't expect any nudity. Yes I'm talking to you desperate teens.

All in all a very poor, irritating, pointless, unexciting, unenjoyable and barely watchable film. Don't argue about a meaningful storyline - there is none. Religious? Somewhat yes. But if you expect an unbelievable twist or take on Christianity you will be much better of seeing Life of Brian.

I can give this movie a 3 just because the production was decent and the effects for the most part were done OK. If that's enough for you by all means see it.

For the rest who are looking for a thrill - stay away.
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