OK.....lets see here. I tried to fall asleep on purpose on this movie, one of my friends rage slept through it, and everyone else was upset to no end. My friends and I have bad movie night to crown what is the worst bad movie, this movie made number three. The title is a lie...there are no dinosaurs, the main character is not a nymphoid (we had to look it up to get an idea of what that is) and she is hardly a barbarian. There isn't any more than thirty lines of dialog though the whole thing, the fight scenes are just awful, and did I mention nothing happens! The girl gets kidnapped because I'm guessing she is the only person in this whole world with breast and the guy she is with....I don't even know who he is to her. When you see it on netflix, just don't waste your time. Watch something fun or if you want an entertaining bad movie, watch Black Belt Jones.
