"Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express Come and watch pikey's making a mess Of the lives they were given by him upstairs And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs
What sound on earth could ever replace Kids needing money and wives in your face Cos this, people reckon, and me included, Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
To calm us all down, stop us going mental These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials We are worth every penny, we're grinding your axes You sit on our head, but you pay the taxes
Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers We'll come on your face for the price of a beer Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!"
What sound on earth could ever replace Kids needing money and wives in your face Cos this, people reckon, and me included, Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
To calm us all down, stop us going mental These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials We are worth every penny, we're grinding your axes You sit on our head, but you pay the taxes
Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers We'll come on your face for the price of a beer Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!"