I would love to say everything good about this movie, to be fair to the multitudes of prepubescent girls that would stab me through the eye with the broken shards of a Bieber CD rather than listen to me, but there is a small problem.audial
There is nothing good to say about this movie.
I honestly don't understand why anyone in their right minds would voluntarily sentence themselves to two hours of mindless torture. Bieber's voice sounds like the annoying wail of bad Superbowl singer trying to hit another octave at the end of the Star Spangled Banner. And his lyrics...honestly, I don't understand how he can be such a baby. For crying out loud, he's sixteen freaking years old. He hasn't had a chance to find love or heartbreak, not even close. The Taco Bell quad steak burrito has better songwriting, better singing, and better musicianship than anything little Biebs has ever done, or I suspect ever will do.
It's a shame that a talentless barely even adolescent kid like him become so famous and so idolized when actual musicians (anything from Rush to the Beatles to Guns N' Roses in their day to Gustav Holst to J. S. Bach to Avenged Sevenfold) are ignored by the brain dead masses.
There is nothing I would like to say more than spoiler alert, Justin Bieber dies, but alas, he lives on.
******SPOILER ALERT******** This movie will cause you to rue the day you were born, and the audience may cause you to feel the rational need to commit seppuku. ******END SPOLER***********
This is not a disgruntled music fan spitefully arguing against a terrible movie, this is a warning to the masses, especially to the parents who may see the billboard and decide to see it to find out what all the hype is about. DON'T SEE IT. Plain and simple. You will regret it for the rest of your life. And if that is not reason enough, he might actually be getting money from the movie sales (assuming he's smart enough to realize he's entitled to it). Therefore, if you the reader go to the movie, then you are indirectly feeding the Bieber, which will cause him to stay and annoy us longer.
Please say never, for the sake of all of our sanity, say never. If the movie doesn't make enough money, there might not be a sequel. At this point, that is the best case scenario.
Final notes: -If I could give a negative rating, I would. 0/10
-I wish I had four hands so I could give it four thumbs down!
There is nothing good to say about this movie.
I honestly don't understand why anyone in their right minds would voluntarily sentence themselves to two hours of mindless torture. Bieber's voice sounds like the annoying wail of bad Superbowl singer trying to hit another octave at the end of the Star Spangled Banner. And his lyrics...honestly, I don't understand how he can be such a baby. For crying out loud, he's sixteen freaking years old. He hasn't had a chance to find love or heartbreak, not even close. The Taco Bell quad steak burrito has better songwriting, better singing, and better musicianship than anything little Biebs has ever done, or I suspect ever will do.
It's a shame that a talentless barely even adolescent kid like him become so famous and so idolized when actual musicians (anything from Rush to the Beatles to Guns N' Roses in their day to Gustav Holst to J. S. Bach to Avenged Sevenfold) are ignored by the brain dead masses.
There is nothing I would like to say more than spoiler alert, Justin Bieber dies, but alas, he lives on.
******SPOILER ALERT******** This movie will cause you to rue the day you were born, and the audience may cause you to feel the rational need to commit seppuku. ******END SPOLER***********
This is not a disgruntled music fan spitefully arguing against a terrible movie, this is a warning to the masses, especially to the parents who may see the billboard and decide to see it to find out what all the hype is about. DON'T SEE IT. Plain and simple. You will regret it for the rest of your life. And if that is not reason enough, he might actually be getting money from the movie sales (assuming he's smart enough to realize he's entitled to it). Therefore, if you the reader go to the movie, then you are indirectly feeding the Bieber, which will cause him to stay and annoy us longer.
Please say never, for the sake of all of our sanity, say never. If the movie doesn't make enough money, there might not be a sequel. At this point, that is the best case scenario.
Final notes: -If I could give a negative rating, I would. 0/10
-I wish I had four hands so I could give it four thumbs down!