8/10
So (intentionally) bad it's good.
1 January 2011
Guys, the movie is supposed to be bad. I think the other reviewers here have missed the point entirely. The Asylum is out to mock blockbusters. Titanic II? If you actually think they're trying to be serious, you deserve to be duped.

If Urkel - sorry, Jaleel - had said "did I do that?" after the first action scene (don't want to be a spoiler), I'd have given it a 10/10. It's exactly what you'd expect from these guys - over the top scenes poorly crafted on a short production schedule and low budget.

I'd have liked more battle scenes like in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Sort of felt like an hour of building to 20 minutes of battle. Next time, let's see them destroy more stuff. Loved the Canal scene, "I guess you'd better bring your hydrosonic balls," the and the one rope holding the croc down with a tarp. Well played, guys.
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