Review of Saw 3D

Saw 3D (2010)
1/10
6 awesome movies without any fault and one big failure at the end.
15 November 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Saw 3D jumped the shark when:

1.) It was made. 2.) In 3D. 3.) The public game. 4.) "Crazier than a sack of cats." 5.) The garage game. 6.) "You are all racists." 7.) Gangster Jigsaw. 8.) "We're breaking up with you." 9.) "Congratulations Dr. Gordon, you survived EVEN THOUGH YOUR GAME WAS TO KILL ADAM." 10.) Billy likes to smash through windows 11.) Hoffman sends out MPEGs everywhere 12.) Hoffman was a killer before Seth Baxter 13.) Rocket Ship go BOOM 14.) Let me throw a key towards a blind man. 15.) Every game is 90 seconds or shorter. 16.) Hoffman hides in body bags. 17.) Hoffman is Michael Myers. 18.) Jill runs like a clichéd horror movie chick 19.) Hoffman's miraculous fast healing stitching 20.) MACHINE GUN TURRET, RAMBO STYLE 21.) Slow motion death Matrix style 22.) Using the reverse bear trap for the THIRD damn time. Run out of ideas? 23.) Gordon is an apprentice YAWN 24.) Billy on wide screen HDTV 25.) Teeth pulling game: numbers on the bottom yea, unrealistic 26.) Promising the return of characters and whaddya know, they don't. 27.) Putting yet another person in the bathroom SIGH 28.) Contributing nothing to the story

They showed a very poor interest to make a good movie. Saw 3D is a piece of *** and it's doomed to be a failure in any version.
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