Me, and the two friends with me unfortunate enough to share in the experience, unanimously--with no doubt in our scarred minds--voted this as the worst film any of us had ever witnessed.
There's really nothing more to say. I am astounded. This is a work of art in that it is so profanely bad. Was it intentional? Has the director gone insane? I don't know. I don't feel I know anything anymore. The entire firmament of my mental processes have been utterly destroyed by the experience of watching this film.
What? IMDb wants me to write more? What I've said isn't enough to count as a review? This is akin to being shot in the leg because my last words prior to being hung were not memorable enough. I've been spat upon.
There's really nothing more to say. I am astounded. This is a work of art in that it is so profanely bad. Was it intentional? Has the director gone insane? I don't know. I don't feel I know anything anymore. The entire firmament of my mental processes have been utterly destroyed by the experience of watching this film.
What? IMDb wants me to write more? What I've said isn't enough to count as a review? This is akin to being shot in the leg because my last words prior to being hung were not memorable enough. I've been spat upon.