If I could have given negative stars, I would have. WHY, Mr. Lambert, did you choose to do this?!? Please, fire your agent.
I won't bother detailing any of the story line, because I fear that some poor soul might decide it was worth watching. Suffice to say that a high school creative fiction writing class could have come up with a better story. The AV club could have made a better attempt at filming it, in fact.
There should be a law against movies this bad. Or, at least stiff penalties for having the gall to call this "entertainment."
The acting was HORRIBLE. The plot was AWFUL. There was NOTHING redeemable about this waste of time at all.
I think I'd rather have a root canal. Or chew glass.
I won't bother detailing any of the story line, because I fear that some poor soul might decide it was worth watching. Suffice to say that a high school creative fiction writing class could have come up with a better story. The AV club could have made a better attempt at filming it, in fact.
There should be a law against movies this bad. Or, at least stiff penalties for having the gall to call this "entertainment."
The acting was HORRIBLE. The plot was AWFUL. There was NOTHING redeemable about this waste of time at all.
I think I'd rather have a root canal. Or chew glass.