Obscure, grade-z biker pic with an unknown cast of amateurs that basically never acted in anything other than more obscure, grade-z biker pics. As a regular movie it's an agonizing, endless 92 minutes of dreary sets and people choking on their lines, but how is it as a biker pic, which is the main reason why anyone would seek this obscurity out in the 21st century? Meh. The bikers are suitably greasy and sleazy, although they're nowhere near fat enough for my biker movie tastes, and they do go through the usual biker movie machinations of fighting, drinking and womanizing, but it's just so sloppy and drab I found it hard to even enjoy those moments. Worth it for completists or those looking for Ed Wood-type laughs, but otherwise, hoo boy.
Review of Hells Chosen Few
