1) A small-town police force is not prepared for a brain-addled zombie invasion, even if the invasion only consists of 14. Small towns should have the state police and National Guard on speed dial.
2) The police station in Stone Cove is amazingly bereft of guns.
3) The citizens of Stone Cove don't have a fight-or-flight response. It has been replaced by a "stand and watch while killers approach" response.
4) People who wander off to the bathroom in the middle of a crisis situation deserve to die.
5) While some actors from the UK can do a very good job of sounding American, Patrick O'Kane (who plays lead character Dwayne Hopper) is not one of them.
6) Love may conquer all, but it's a bit much to expect when heavy PCP use is involved.
7) The film Perkins 14 is a lot like many of its characters: Good-looking but not very smart. Sadly, even a very good premise can't bear the weight of too much stupidity.
2) The police station in Stone Cove is amazingly bereft of guns.
3) The citizens of Stone Cove don't have a fight-or-flight response. It has been replaced by a "stand and watch while killers approach" response.
4) People who wander off to the bathroom in the middle of a crisis situation deserve to die.
5) While some actors from the UK can do a very good job of sounding American, Patrick O'Kane (who plays lead character Dwayne Hopper) is not one of them.
6) Love may conquer all, but it's a bit much to expect when heavy PCP use is involved.
7) The film Perkins 14 is a lot like many of its characters: Good-looking but not very smart. Sadly, even a very good premise can't bear the weight of too much stupidity.