1/10
This Movie Gave Me the Wim-Wams!
16 March 2009
Monster A Go-Go is truly a black hole of a movie, sucking all life into it's nihilistic void. It appears to be (even if it's an attempt to question all appearance) a desperate attempt at making a movie in which nothing happens. And perhaps it succeeds. This alone makes it fascinating, even if it's boring to the point of wondering if you and the movie actually exist.

But worst movie of all time? I say no, and here's why: there is nothing in this movie that offends the senses, mainly because there is nothing in this movie. It's like hating a brick wall, or a black hole, or the number zero. Troll 2, on the other hand, is infinitely offensive--to the eyes, ears, to the mind and to the soul. It is also emotionally devastating. It's a nightmare that actually deletes a part of your inner being. There are no characters in Monster A Go-Go, and, hence, no one to hate. But there is not one single character in all of Troll 2 that you do not want to murder, so foul and revolting are these disgusting, annoying, shrill, anti-characters. The acting in Monster is dull and robotic; the acting in Troll 2 is infuriating. And at least Monster A Go-Go has a monster in it. Troll 2 has no trolls.

I will say that I'd rather watch Monos: The Hands of Fate than Monster A Go-Go because Manos is at least awesomely bad in almost heroic ways.
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