Square Root of 964 Pinnochio...Yea, that's right, the official title is wrong, it's really the "Square Root" of 964 Pinnochio, seriously. I know, it's dumb...Essentially it deals with this robot named Pinnochio who's sole purpose and design was for sex, but apparently he can't have sex anymore...(someone sure got ripped off on that deal) and runs into some psychotic homeless woman who spends most of her time looking at people up close with her binoculars. Yea...and did I mention the square root is completely unrelated to the rest of the movie with exception to the title screen?....
Now...I have seen one other pieces of this guy's work, ala 'Tetsuo'...which...I didn't even get through 10 minutes of because it was that bad. I probably shouldn't have watched this all the way through, but I wasn't about to allow another movie defeat me, and especially from the same producer, plus my friend was there and he was required to review this sorry piece of-....well you know.
Plot? Haha, there was a plot to this thing? Pray tell if someone knows then do tell me because from what I could see there was no discernible plot. All this movie was at a base level was a pile of human puke mixed in with fecal matter from a bull, which, ironically enough, puke seemed to be a recurring motif, let that set the tone for the rest of the movie that you are about to watch. The acting was garbage (literally maybe 15-25 lines total of dialogue), special effects were horribly misused, and the jump cut tactic was overused throughout the movie, but the scenes where one was expected, or in some cases, would actually be welcome, just left you hanging. And whoever did the photography for this movie was on some serious hash or something, whatever it was, must have been some very strong stuff, and probably very illegal too...
My 2 cents: Have no illusions my friends, this movie is not art, and it can't even be put in the genre of surrealism. And to be honest with you, I don't even know if the previous reviews were reviewing the same movie I watched, perhaps they thought they were seeing a different movie, and I sincerely hope that indeed is the case. Stay in bed under your covers, bury yourself in your lover's embrace, don't bother seeing this movie, for it will be your only safety from it.
Now...I have seen one other pieces of this guy's work, ala 'Tetsuo'...which...I didn't even get through 10 minutes of because it was that bad. I probably shouldn't have watched this all the way through, but I wasn't about to allow another movie defeat me, and especially from the same producer, plus my friend was there and he was required to review this sorry piece of-....well you know.
Plot? Haha, there was a plot to this thing? Pray tell if someone knows then do tell me because from what I could see there was no discernible plot. All this movie was at a base level was a pile of human puke mixed in with fecal matter from a bull, which, ironically enough, puke seemed to be a recurring motif, let that set the tone for the rest of the movie that you are about to watch. The acting was garbage (literally maybe 15-25 lines total of dialogue), special effects were horribly misused, and the jump cut tactic was overused throughout the movie, but the scenes where one was expected, or in some cases, would actually be welcome, just left you hanging. And whoever did the photography for this movie was on some serious hash or something, whatever it was, must have been some very strong stuff, and probably very illegal too...
My 2 cents: Have no illusions my friends, this movie is not art, and it can't even be put in the genre of surrealism. And to be honest with you, I don't even know if the previous reviews were reviewing the same movie I watched, perhaps they thought they were seeing a different movie, and I sincerely hope that indeed is the case. Stay in bed under your covers, bury yourself in your lover's embrace, don't bother seeing this movie, for it will be your only safety from it.