Okay. This movie sucks. I knew is sucked going in. Someone online said it was a pretty good throwback to the 80s slashers. It's not. It's supposed to be. but it's not.
I was at my friend's house and he showed me the opening scene on Comcast OnDemand because he said he watched it and it sucked really bad. So we watched it and it did.
So I had a friend over tonight and i did the same. but then we watched the whole movie. we fastforwarded through some boring parts but we watched plenty of it.
the acting is subpar. the writing is awful. the story is clichéd and predictable. the production value was pretty decent. everything looked good, besides a couple of the kills.
i didn't like Horny the Clown's costume. it was nothing special. he looked like a reject of the kiss army. the movie as a whole was pretty awful. i wouldn't recommend it to anyone. not even for the sake of watching a crappy movie.
BUT there was one funny line that ALMOST made the whole thing worth while. it doesn't come across as well just typing it, but the delivery was priceless. i watched it about 10 times. Crockers says to the kid in the hospital, while stuffing his face with a burger "your balls are showing." man...it was hilarious. it may sound childish, but it was classic. and that line is the only good thing i have to say about this movie, really.
half a star. and that's just for the "your balls are showing line." fine...maybe 1 star.
I was at my friend's house and he showed me the opening scene on Comcast OnDemand because he said he watched it and it sucked really bad. So we watched it and it did.
So I had a friend over tonight and i did the same. but then we watched the whole movie. we fastforwarded through some boring parts but we watched plenty of it.
the acting is subpar. the writing is awful. the story is clichéd and predictable. the production value was pretty decent. everything looked good, besides a couple of the kills.
i didn't like Horny the Clown's costume. it was nothing special. he looked like a reject of the kiss army. the movie as a whole was pretty awful. i wouldn't recommend it to anyone. not even for the sake of watching a crappy movie.
BUT there was one funny line that ALMOST made the whole thing worth while. it doesn't come across as well just typing it, but the delivery was priceless. i watched it about 10 times. Crockers says to the kid in the hospital, while stuffing his face with a burger "your balls are showing." man...it was hilarious. it may sound childish, but it was classic. and that line is the only good thing i have to say about this movie, really.
half a star. and that's just for the "your balls are showing line." fine...maybe 1 star.