4/10
Perfection! Perfection! That's what I'm after!
13 October 2007
Warning: Spoilers
**SPOILERS** Dangerous psychopaths like Prof. Nels Nurmi, Massimo Serato, are hard to crack because of their fanatical dedication in enforcing their insane theories on the rest of us. Nurmi obsessed with eugenics and wanting to create a "Master Race" has had thousands of of human beings kidnapped and sent to his secret laboratory on the asteroid of Delphos where the kidnapped victims are to be made whole or perfect by him. Delphos is protected by Nurmi's army of goons,dressed up looking like Robin Hood's Merry Men, and it's there that Nurmi and his scientist are working around the clock to prefect a perfect race of human beings.

Put in charge of the missing persons phenomenon that's causing people to stay locked up and afraid to wander outside their homes is Commander Mike Halstead, Tony Russell. Commander Mike finally gets a big break in the case when one of Nurmi's Men in Black,a robot with two sets of arms dressed in a long black raincoat,messes up by unsuccessfully not kidnapping Dr. Fryd,Vittorio Bono,leaving him almost brain dead but still conscious enough to remember and talk. By examining the robot, who was short-circuited by one of Nurmi's superwomen, it's determined that he's from the Asteroid Delphos. It's then that Commander Mike is immediately sent flying to Delphos together with his two top lieutenants Jake & Ken, Franco Nero & Carlo Giustini, and a detachment of Space Rangers.

It doesn't take long for Commander Mike and his men to be taken captive by Nurmi's security team, The Merry Men, where their shown by Nurmi his grandiose plan of perfecting, in his image, the human race. Commander Mike hasn't gotten that well along with the crazed Proffesor Nurmi since he made eyes on his sweetheart the very psychically fit and gorgeous looking Lt. Connie Gomez, Lisa Gastoni, whom Nurmi by sweet-talking her,in what a perfect specimen she his, stole Connie away from him.

It's on Delphos that Commander Mike is doubly shocked, after finding out about Nurmi's plans for the human race, that Nurmi also kidnapped Connie and plans to fuses her together with him making what is to be, in Nurmi's sick mind, the perfect being: a both male and female humanoid who can duplicated itself without the means, of pleasure, of having sex!

Of course Commander Mike and his men don't take all of this baloney from Nurmi lying down and pull off their own "Master Plan" as their about to be done in by Nurmi and his boys by having them incinerated. Catching the "Merry Men" off guard Commander Mike & Co.break out of their imprisonment and cause havoc inside Nurmi laboratory and hideout on the "Rock" Delphos.

Commander Mike and his space rangers make short work of Nurmi's "Super" men and women with out as much as working up a swat. This humiliating defeat, by what he considers sub-humans, has the mad professor seeing that his dream of creating the perfect human, as well as making himself literately and biologically bi-sexual, is about to come to a sorry end pulls the lever and blows up the dikes holding back the lake that borders on his secret hideout. In what looks like a river of orange punch fruit drinks all that the mad Prof. Nurmi worked for in secret in perfecting humanity went, together with him, under the waves.

Commander Mike now a hero, he was put under house arrest on orders by Nurmi earlier in the movie, gets a long long vacation and spends it doing what he likes, besides Connie Gomez, best of all; Standing on the corner, or lying by the swimming pool, watching all the girls go by.
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