OK this is more a list of events...there is NO storyline to this film.
Me and a couple of mates somehow came across this DVD and decided to watch it.....what followed was a strange time in my life. i felt....disorientated...confused....scared...and amused (and that wasn't the beer).
The plot follows some kind of meaningless nothing to nowhere and acting looks like it has been done by the actors as they sleep.
Hugh Grant get on a train to Venice, he's writing a book on neo Nazis. Some neo Nazis get on it too and throw the conductor out of a window. they cut Hugh Grants hand then he goes and randomly sleeps with some woman, whose kid went missing. He gives her a floppy disk and says it contains a book and that she must keep it safe. OK.....
Now they all get off the train together and decide to live together until grant goes and breaks into a warehouse and some people chase him out. Grant gets on a motorbike and some men chase him in a car. the car crashes and explodes and grant falls off his bike and lands on his head! (Explains a lot it think) I think he's then in a coma or something, then he wakes up and forgets everything. he has sex again the goes to drink some tea at a café, his woman comes along and gives him the disk back.....then grant runs halfway across Venice, falling through a pain of glass being carried down the street by 2 men (as u see all the time in Venice) some shots of someone walking up stairs are cut into this, and the love interests daughter is balancing on the edge of a balcony. Oops she falls but grant catches her and then.....well that's the end....a cheesy music comes on and grant has sex again and some of the shots are repeated.
Malcolm McDowell just follows them round and ALL he does is stare at them from a distance.
This film probably has about 30 Min's of footage. every McDowell shot is in slow mo and there are probably about 20mins of montages.
But if u no anything about film...its so bad...its actually worth watching just so you can laugh at it.
Me and a couple of mates somehow came across this DVD and decided to watch it.....what followed was a strange time in my life. i felt....disorientated...confused....scared...and amused (and that wasn't the beer).
The plot follows some kind of meaningless nothing to nowhere and acting looks like it has been done by the actors as they sleep.
Hugh Grant get on a train to Venice, he's writing a book on neo Nazis. Some neo Nazis get on it too and throw the conductor out of a window. they cut Hugh Grants hand then he goes and randomly sleeps with some woman, whose kid went missing. He gives her a floppy disk and says it contains a book and that she must keep it safe. OK.....
Now they all get off the train together and decide to live together until grant goes and breaks into a warehouse and some people chase him out. Grant gets on a motorbike and some men chase him in a car. the car crashes and explodes and grant falls off his bike and lands on his head! (Explains a lot it think) I think he's then in a coma or something, then he wakes up and forgets everything. he has sex again the goes to drink some tea at a café, his woman comes along and gives him the disk back.....then grant runs halfway across Venice, falling through a pain of glass being carried down the street by 2 men (as u see all the time in Venice) some shots of someone walking up stairs are cut into this, and the love interests daughter is balancing on the edge of a balcony. Oops she falls but grant catches her and then.....well that's the end....a cheesy music comes on and grant has sex again and some of the shots are repeated.
Malcolm McDowell just follows them round and ALL he does is stare at them from a distance.
This film probably has about 30 Min's of footage. every McDowell shot is in slow mo and there are probably about 20mins of montages.
But if u no anything about film...its so bad...its actually worth watching just so you can laugh at it.