By the time you've got this far in the reviews you've read the same old accounts of the movie something like 20 times or more so there is nothing much i can add to make the story more interesting but... 1. The women really should have shaved their pubic hair. Take it from me, the bush is so thick you can't even see the vaginal lips... 2. It's not a monkey watching the two (Gemser and Zucchi) bathe (in one of the most tacked-on scenes in history) near a waterfall; it's a chimpanzee. And chimpanzees don't exist in South America. 3. The end of the film, where Gemser paints her body and emerges naked from the waves. Take a look at the cannibals. A more expressionless lot of "shocked and awed" tribesmen you never did see. The gore? Laughable, utterly. I mean it's FUNNY. Especially the scene where a guy is pulled in two with a string. Bwahahahahahaha. Watch it for the nudity and the sex scenes - but those are also unreal. Gemser and her academic boyfriend keep rolling about on top of each other on the bed, moving constantly. Where does he ever have half a chance to push his penis inside her vagina? And what are the two women doing washing each other anyway, since they never actually make love? Unreal. Fails as a gore-fest, fails as a sex flick, fails even as a bad film of the type so bad it's good. It isn't even bad enough.
Review of Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals
