Review of Sublime

Sublime (2007 Video)
1/10
Nothing "Sublime" about this cliché-driven snooze fest
8 July 2007
Warning: Spoilers
10 Reasons not to watch "Sublime"

1) The pretentious excuse for a plot. 2) Totally unrealistic-looking and gratuitous violence/sex scenes totally derivative from the pretentious excuse for a plot. 3) Muzak soundtrack. 4) The way it tries to pass itself off as a horror movie. 5) A pace (sort of) much better suited to a short "Twilight Zone" episode than a full movie. 6) Lousy acting. 7) Even lousier editing (annoying flashbacks serving as character background development). 8) Stereotypical characters (the bad doctor is Persian, the good nurse is white, the bad nurse is black and called, get this, "Mandingo", 2.5 kids per couple, etc.). 9) The "it's all a dream" ending. 10) The fact that there's a much better movie on a similar topic called "Jacob's Ladder"- do yourself a favor and stick to that one.
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