Lame Movie = Dead Franchise
25 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Pirates, pirates, pirates... A very disappointing end to this epic trilogy. I was in love with this series after the first movie, with its comical, elaborate fight scenes, acrobats, plot and everything, but the 2nd movie, Dead man's Chest, was slow, and nothing really happened. It didn't make me shoot myself like "Pirates of the Caribbean : At world's end." First, the acting in this movie was horrible. The Asian pirate lord was a useless character and bad actor. Same with orlando bloom. Now he has a more unbelievably useless position of captain of the dutchman. I couldn't believe how stupid that was. Orlando Bloom ruins this series more than anyone else.

Kiera Knightly, she is a mediocre actress at best. She is amazingly attractive, but, she didn't even strip for me and other viewers. Plus, shes been a pirate for like a month and is now the most skilled combatant of them all? NO! That's not right. I'm not trying to sound sexist but it's stupid. She becomes king of pirates? Ugh..

The whole story about Calypso and love between her and Davy Jones was one of the many useless stories / confusing plot twists in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

This movie was confusing, disappointing, lame and flat out bad! I did enjoy the parts with Barbossa and Jack Sparrow though. I did not enjoy the scenes where there was a crew of Jack Sparrows and he was talking to himself. It was a stupid, lame move, like only Disney would do.

After I have been told a lot by friends. I just realized that this movie attracts 11-17 year old girls, not actual movie fans.
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