Review of Witchblade

Witchblade (2000 TV Movie)
2/10
Lame, even for TV.
1 February 2007
Made in 2000, Witchblade is a cheap TV-production trying to ride on the crest of the wave of comic book-related pictures.

Shortly, the plot line is this: Bitter police woman chases down very, very evil man who killed her father with the help of Joan of Arc's magic glove, that works more or less like Neo combined with Robocop. Well, that's about all you need to know.

Sadly, the film has very little to do with the actual comic book and you wonder how the publisher ever gave an OK to this script. It is predictable, flat, naive and seems conjured by a 14-year old boy.

"Starring" are a team of B-actors from the world of television. The role of police detective Sara Pezzini is played by Yancy Butler, who later went on to star in the disastrous TV-show of Witchblade, and has since been struggling for silver screen roles. Butler does the most of the horribly flat part, but it is not enough. A corny role like this requires an up yours-attitude and a wink towards the audience, and Butler simply does not deliver. Flanked by no-name TV personalities such as Anthony Cistaro and Conrad Dunn as a freakishly over acted bad guy she gets no help from her colleagues. Only Will Yun Lee as her partner has any craftsmanship as far as acting goes to offer.

The FX are cheap and out of place, the Witchblade itself is a disastrous piece of prop and the fight scenes are awkward.

One point comes from the fact that Yancy Butler actually does some effort to keep the film afloat, the second point is for some nice camera moves.
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