10/10
An absolute gut-busting kitschy chopsocky action riot
21 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Ace martial artist Huang Lung (the one and only Bruce Le) and swinging womanizing playboy Richard Cannon (handsome, muscular hunk Richard Harrison) are a couple of super agents who are assigned by a secret government agency to retrieve a formula that could render all the men in the world sterile. With his trim mustache, spiffy threads, buff build and smooth demeanor, Cannon is naturally a consummate stud muffin on wheels who happily hops in the sack with any lovely young lass who crosses his libidinous path. Lung meanwhile furiously clobbers countless opponents with his exceptional chopsocky prowess. The heinous Comrade Yang (sneerfully played to the hateful hilt by Jang Lee Hwang) tries to get his evil hands on the formula. He's assisted by the hulking Bolo Yeung of "Enter the Dragon" fame and cute Chinese chick Yue Fa Booi.

Boy, does this fabulously flipped-out piece of hardcore campy silliness possess all the right stuff to qualify as a real four-star rip-roaring cheesefest: slapdash direction, beautiful babes aplenty (ravishing soft-core starlet Nadiuska is especially delectable as a tasty Spanish dish), a funky, throbbing, spirited score which comes complete with wailing wah-wah guitars, wall-to-wall martial arts fight scenes (the definite highlight occurs when Le battles an angry charging bull), laughably lousy dubbing, hysterically funny gratuitous nudity (two luscious topless women play tennis in sensuous slow motion!), a ceaseless frantic pace, shaky zoom-heavy cinematography, astonishingly atrocious dialogue ("Im lucky that God created Eve"), Jack Klugman and Jane Seymour briefly popping up as themselves, tacky soft-core sex scenes, and a gloriously ludicrous plot. An uproariously inane and immensely entertaining schlockathon.
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