******SPOILERS AHEAD*******
Do you want to know what horror crap is? YOU Don't WANNA KNOW! So, I'll tell you a funny story. It was a rainy afternoon, we were kind of sad because there wasn't any movies that we liked, so we went to Blockbuster, after picking The Descent we were getting ready to go when BOOM! My eyes turn to a movie, in the art section (how the hell did that got there?), the image shows me an ugly Japanese guy with a funny orange hair, and I say "hey, whats that?" so I turn the case and I read the synopsis and it says its a Japanese horror movie, so I say, "hey, should we check this out?" and one of my friends answers "hell yeah!". And thats how we made the worst mistake of our lives.
Soon, we started watching the movie, the first minutes were random images, sex images, and we were like "Man, did we rented a porn?". Right after those """"hot"""" scenes the movie shows us this Asian girl seated on the street and the funny hair man running towards her. After 10 *bleep* minutes of watching the guy running (I mean it, 10 minutes), this guy starts like becoming mustard or something, and the girl goes crazy, she starts like dancing and then she stops and starts... puking... everywhere, leaving her... stuff ... all over the place... UGH is so painful writing this... Well apparently Pinocchio was a sex cyborg designed for girls who wanted to have fun, yeah that sounds so bad... and he escaped from the cyborg facility and apparently became a monster or something and... well let me tell you the ending, because I don't think anyone will ever see this.
****SUPER SPOILERS****** At the end, the girl starts screaming at Pinocchio "DIE, DIE" and then, they both scream and she rips her face off (yes, her face) and a new head grows from her neck... some gray horrible huge ugly face... and then Pinocchio grabs that face and cuts it off, and then he places that head in himself. THE END. WUARGGHHHHH!!! ******SUPER SPOILERS-END*******
Ugh, is the most disgusting, stupid, weird, sexual, insulting, and extremely gross movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about it, my friends and I were screaming like little girls disgusted when we saw those two freaks playing with their tongues and when the girl started eating her vomit. I mean, if you don't feel disgusted right now...
If I could give this a zero, I would, but, I cant, so here it is: "1"
Do you want to know what horror crap is? YOU Don't WANNA KNOW! So, I'll tell you a funny story. It was a rainy afternoon, we were kind of sad because there wasn't any movies that we liked, so we went to Blockbuster, after picking The Descent we were getting ready to go when BOOM! My eyes turn to a movie, in the art section (how the hell did that got there?), the image shows me an ugly Japanese guy with a funny orange hair, and I say "hey, whats that?" so I turn the case and I read the synopsis and it says its a Japanese horror movie, so I say, "hey, should we check this out?" and one of my friends answers "hell yeah!". And thats how we made the worst mistake of our lives.
Soon, we started watching the movie, the first minutes were random images, sex images, and we were like "Man, did we rented a porn?". Right after those """"hot"""" scenes the movie shows us this Asian girl seated on the street and the funny hair man running towards her. After 10 *bleep* minutes of watching the guy running (I mean it, 10 minutes), this guy starts like becoming mustard or something, and the girl goes crazy, she starts like dancing and then she stops and starts... puking... everywhere, leaving her... stuff ... all over the place... UGH is so painful writing this... Well apparently Pinocchio was a sex cyborg designed for girls who wanted to have fun, yeah that sounds so bad... and he escaped from the cyborg facility and apparently became a monster or something and... well let me tell you the ending, because I don't think anyone will ever see this.
****SUPER SPOILERS****** At the end, the girl starts screaming at Pinocchio "DIE, DIE" and then, they both scream and she rips her face off (yes, her face) and a new head grows from her neck... some gray horrible huge ugly face... and then Pinocchio grabs that face and cuts it off, and then he places that head in himself. THE END. WUARGGHHHHH!!! ******SUPER SPOILERS-END*******
Ugh, is the most disgusting, stupid, weird, sexual, insulting, and extremely gross movie I have ever seen. There is nothing good about it, my friends and I were screaming like little girls disgusted when we saw those two freaks playing with their tongues and when the girl started eating her vomit. I mean, if you don't feel disgusted right now...
If I could give this a zero, I would, but, I cant, so here it is: "1"