Okay, this movie is horribly acted and the story is ridiculous. I could never take this movie seriously. But if you take a couple of your close and creative friends and make comments through the whole movie - Mystery Science Theater 3000 style - this movie can be quite fun. The dialogue is extremely out there - not to mention the story. Lesbian Vampires, hot Jesus with ear piercing AND ninja fighting ability, and a hot women in a leather attire. It's just silly!
I need to add in more text. Anyways, it's the new millennium and Jesus must fight the forces of evil that are praying on lesbians. Where did all the lesbians go? I don't know. But Jesus will find out with his ninja kick and holy water.
I need to add in more text. Anyways, it's the new millennium and Jesus must fight the forces of evil that are praying on lesbians. Where did all the lesbians go? I don't know. But Jesus will find out with his ninja kick and holy water.