1/10
worst porno ever?
16 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This is the first porno from Jess Franco I've ever seen and, I think, one of the worst ever made. I usually "consume" this kind of movie and I know that finding a good porno is very hard. In an hard-core movie ingredients are few, but mixing them it's important and difficult in the same way. In my opinion, one good porno MUST have: first, and most important, beautiful actresses (in a male point of view actors are not SO important); second, the ability to make real everyone erotic perversions; third, the higher number of different erotic performances; fourth, a good style in directing, a good use of different shots and point of view, a good cinematography which helps to create the right feeling for the viewer. Well, "El Myron..." has no one of these qualities. I like Lina Romay very much, first because she looks like my girlfriend; but here we find she not in good form; years which pass I think, even if in "Macumba sexual", four years before, she seems another person. And the other actress is even worse. The number of erotic performances is ridiculous (only three in the whole movie!) and the directing non-existent: only one shot with zoom in and out. If you love porno you can get something better! I you like Franco the story is the same!
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