Who in their right mind could recommend this festering pile of monkey dung? This is the worst directed, written, acted, and edited film I've ever seen. It starts off leading you to believe that it is going to be a roadside abduction-torture movie. Then you think it is going to be about cannibalism. Then it finds itself mired in plot development. It never finds it's way out. In the end it becomes a revenge movie? Apparently the villain can fly, see in night vision, and is controlled by a retarded ill-willed car crash victim. The gore occurs five minutes into the movie and then nothing happens for an entire hour. There are so many characters and the director rots so much that you hardly know who is who and why they are doing what they are doing. You truly could care less about the villain and the victims. I'd drink a gallon of rancid semen than ever experience this pretentious and self indulgent tripe ever again.
Review of Jack O'Lantern
