Review of The Cruise

The Cruise (1998)
1/10
The Cruise
12 March 2006
The world's worst movie. I bought it based on the wonderful job Bennett Miller did with CAPOTE. The comments on the packaging were intriguing and I thought this would be an interesting tour of New York City especially with the Twin Towers mentioned in the blurb. Instead what you get is a pretentious, annoying, self-indulgent, non-sensical, faggy monologue by the tour guide. You hardly see New York at all. The black and white doesn't work at all. The camera work is beyond bad....kind of like a home movie. I can't believe I wasted my money buying this piece of crap. How could Bennett Miller think this was a movie worth doing. Couldn't he tell after the final edit that it was junk? It certainly doesn't take much talent to direct a movie if that's what gets directed. I want my money back!
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