The Asian XP Games (2004 Video)
9/10
A truly amazing competition! Who will come out on top?
6 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Welcome to the 2004 Asian eXtreme Pussy Games! If you have just watched "Puppetry of the Penis" and would like to see the ladies show off some tricks of their own check this out. Taking the form of a mock sporting event complete with mock commentators ("2003 XP Games Winner" Mika Tan, and the hilarious "Chip Phister") and mock audience (people painted onto a canvas sheet), the actual attempts are real.

The commentary is very funny throughout, although the girls themselves seem to take the events quite seriously! Watch in amazement as the competitors pop balloons, pick up rings, blow out candles, fire bananas and pot golf balls using only their vaginas! This is amazing stuff, although it does come with a warning: Don't try this at home! Although guys, you'll probably want your girlfriends to try!

I didn't think this stuff was possible. I had seen it in some films and a few dreams, but here it is! They are obviously masters at work, with some tremendous feats of control, power and accuracy. This DVD is available in the UK so people here should check it out. I will warn you though, it is pretty graphic. You will probably be able to tell by looking at the cover though.

I was going to give it 10/10 because for what it is I couldn't really fault it, but then I remembered that at one point the illusion of it being a fair competition is shattered by some obvious editing and that just throws the results of the whole competition into doubt, and it is unfortunate to think that such a high profile event such as the eXtreme Pussy Games could be subject to such unprofessionalism. One star off!
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