The Moderns (1988)
1/10
Sheer Pretentiousness
28 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This is sheer torture. Pure trash. Genuine idiocy. Absolute pretentiousness.

I cringe every time the characters lapse into theatrical dialog in French. I seethe with unbridled rage every time the characters deliver philosophical pieces of crap. I switched off the player after 15 minutes of uncontained stupidity of characterization, plot, and amateurish film-making.

You have no budget for authentic 1920's French backgrounds? Throw in the smoke machine. Ninety percent of the film is drenched in smoke to hide the fake settings.

I can go on and on explaining what is wrong with this movie but my patience has run out.

Gpo see your nearest lobotomist.
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