9/10
Shitty masterpiece, but fun
16 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I love this crap movie. Never in my life have i seen something as bizarrely done than this Pakistan Lollywood story about an evil Salman Rushdie who wants to kill every Muslim in the world, starting with infiltrating Pakistan in allegiance with some weird looking Pakistani gangsters and a Jewish army guy, whose sister may or may not be teaming up with the good guy Muslims. The first time we meet the good guys, they are actually robbers. We see one of them fall down through a roof and spraying some weird stuff from a spray can onto the evil owners of a night club that has deadly exploding floor, and then there is some lame dancing while the head bad guy of the night club wonders what the hell is happening. I was shifting very much from being glad and depressed when seeing this movie, because the editing with music and a lot of movie clips from different angles have been edited so bad and so quickly, that you may think that the movie makers were on drugs. But it is a hell of a lot fun. So many bizarre scenes, also the scene where Salman Rushdie appears as 4 clones of himself, but the movie makers just copied the same footage and showed it 4 times....primitive and fun movie-making, and then the good jihad warriors show up in Batman-costumes to battle with Salman. The ending is also very special. Salman vs flying Korans shooting laser beams..... A must see for people that love bad movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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