Boxing Helena (1993)
1/10
Run away. Run far away...
27 September 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Don't waste your precious time, let alone your money, with this pathetic flick. Any script w/ "I woke up & it was all a dream" as an ending would be laughed at by every producer w/ two IQ's to rub together. Only the daughter of an established filmmaker could have gotten it into production, which says more about David Lynch than his daughter.

It's not even a "fun" bad, it's a just a tortuous jaunt through Jennifer Lynch's pathetic attempts at intellectualism. Nothing's worse that watching someone desperately try to say something profound, and what they come up with would bore a ten-year old.

The only people who might like this are those who are physically obsessed w/ Sherilyn Fenn, and for those, for cripe's sake, just buy the _Playboy_....
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